Jesus Christ, Piers Morgan is just a failure of a human being.

Or you can buy these, which are non-stick, can go in the oven, and you don’t need to use a rubber spatula because they are nigh indestructible and don’t use teflon.

He will be exposed as a chump, because MMA AND BOXING AREN’T THE SAME SPORT! Saying Mayweather will lose to McGregor in a MMA fight is a self-evident as McGregor getting demolished in this boxing match, only Mayweather isn’t stupid enough to try to fight in a different sport, and that dude is illiterate.

MMA and Boxing are totally different sports. It’s not like saying and NBA player who hit free throws is the best basketball player, it’s like saying Julio Jones can dunk so he has a shot of beating LeBron James 1 on 1.

No, no he doesn’t. LeBron would murder him. Just like Mayweather is going to murder McGregor, and…

Okay, Patrick, what do I do about this? I’m trying to keep a dream journal, but so far what’s happened is I’ll have a dream, then I’ll write it down. Only I don’t write it down, I actually write my dream journal IN MY DREAMS. By the time I wake up for real I don’t remember most of the dream if any, just that I wrote…

I don’t even weed or feed, but I have Zoysia like comic says. Eventually I’m going to tear most of it out and replace it with naturally occurring, local plants and shrubs.

Gaelic, I’m pretty sure.

You can’t square yourself by dying.

Counter-Counterpoint: Hoosiers is neither a good nor bad sports movie. It’s an eminently forgettable one. I know I’ve seen it but I remember nothing from it, except Dennis Hopper learns to stop drinking through the power of shitty high school basketball.

Bland, pleasant inoffensiveness is worse than a bad movie.…

Pulisic is the fucking truth. His assist on Dempsey’s first was unbelievable.

This almost made me spit out my drink.

Talking Stick Resort Arena?!

She’s not saying the corporations aren’t paying enough back into society, she’s saying the owners of those corporations aren’t paying enough back into society.

The first is debatable (I’m coming around to the idea that corporate taxes should be lower), but the second is inarguable (if we’re gonna cut corporate taxes,…

“Government actually working for the people? Can’t have that.”

-Congressional Republicans

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Leftover pizza is a terrible idea, but we reheat frozen meatloaf sous vide and it’s amazing.

Please, let the door hit you on your way out.

Change the metrics. Nobody starts by liking exercise, if you start and set a baseline with whatever your chosen exercise is, your motivation for continuing shouldn’t be the scale better sleep. It should be one more pushup, or one less second per session, or one more rep.

Make the exercise it’s own reward. All the rest…

Kellyanne Conway did on this morning’s talking head shows.

This will happen. There is no way we’re going four years without those papers being dead dropped to the New York Times.