Ok, so Delta’s being polite when they tell you you’re a degenerate drunk and you can’t have another drink.

We’ve had two girls since then and we went with Eloise and Margot.

There, explained.

You sound fun.

That will never happen because primaries are, at root, entirely unnecessary. They’re pageants political parties put on to pick a nominee, but they have no force of law. The RNC and DNC could pick whoever they want, and used to. It’s a sop to keep the proles in line, and everybody who is STILL somehow whining that…

I’ll sign onto this. I never said that the DNC wasn’t in the tank for Clinton, just that it doesn’t mean all that much. Obama had the same problems.

The DNC pushing people out of the race helped Sanders, not Clinton. If Warren or Tom Perez is in the field his vote is split, hers is barely dented, and she still walks to the nom.

Politicians played politics. Film at 11.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

It’s not that you shouldn’t be angry, it’s that you should only be angry about things in your control, and you should only direct that anger in constructive ways.

If you’re the type of person who berates an airline counter person when bags get lost or flights are delayed, well then you’re an asshole. Anger serves no…

Escargot! Just for the experiment’s sake.

Let me get this straight; you went to a high school where the marching band was cooler than the football team, and now you’re complaining about how much marching bands suck. You sound like every gawky kid in high school who got cut the first day of football tryouts and who consoled himself with “I hate football…

One caveat: if you are employed by the government or a qualified non-profit, your outstanding student debt is forgiven after 120 payments, provided it’s a government loan. It only makes sense in this situation to repay based on income, pay the minimum, and save or invest the difference.

Does this apply to the grater and slicer attachments as well, or is it just the riveted blade?

I used the Mac’s Digital Color Reader and created a new solid color out of the results in Adobe After Effects. I swear to God this is what Adobe calls this color.

Thanks for nothing, technology.

“It’s clear a third party is necessary and viable at this time. And this is the first step in accomplishing this end.”

Oh, for fuck’s sake, no, it isn’t. The first step to getting a viable third party is electing some Green school board members and dog catchers. Voting Green for president is actually the LAST step…

You could make the case that he’s just being called as a pinch hitter for the entire World Series.

A bunch doesn’t mean all. It’s indisputable that Madonna was in A BUNCH of dreck, and even directed a couple.

Does anybody really care if anybody shows up?