You could never regret such happiness!!

This is brand-new to me, and I’ve been around here forever (you’d never know it from my gray-ness, ha!) But what exactly do you think should (or could) be done? And besides that, what *exactly* is the problem? The impersonation? The actual comments? I’m sincerely interested in what you’re trying to do here.

Here’s a photo-ish.

Don’t listen to the haters! I had a Van Gogh orange bedroom walls that were warm and inviting. Slept like a bebe.

I don’t know about the rest of them but I feel like Luis Guzman could do better than this film.

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

Exactly this, print the bill, get the money, move the item, settle the initial bill, and just keep rolling the same item until there’s nowhere left to move it.

Yay for Mindy Kaling! I’m always happy to see other new moms in my age bracket out there because (selfishly) it makes me feel less self-conscious about being an older mom.

This. I really wish that for a month women would just stop doing all the things that keep homes running that most men can’t be bothered to do. No going to get groceries, no reminding him that it is his mom’s birthday, no bringing the kids to school, no coming home from a long day at work and immediately starting to…

It works like this, Table A comes in and orders 4 sodas @ $3 for $12 and the waiter enters them all in the system. They get a bill for 4 sodas, before they can pay the waiter takes one soda (or more for a larger table) off the bill for Table A and creates a new tab with it for Table B who was just sat and ordered…

This is even better.

Ok, so is the customer gets charged for a soda he actually gets, but the soda is then moved off of the bill?

I think it’s that all of those customers pay for the item. But there is only ever one billing entry.

I love that they separate “get a manicure” and “get a pedicure” into two different items. It reminds me of how I over-itemize my work “to-do” list so I can check things off and feel like I am accomplishing something even if I’m not.

The boy I was dating in 7th grade dumped me because his friend said I was “big”. I would confront him about it, but he’s super chubby now and I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from pointing out the irony.

And why are the people advocating microdosing always like, middle aged?

The first season of this show was drastically different than the next 9 seasons. I remember the first season followed women in NYC who were moving on from their supposed “Sex and the City” phases. The next 9 seasons were women who yelled at everyone and were out of control. I remember one lady had a daughter and a…

Since this doesn’t say, “Thou are perfect”, I will s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ accept this praise under the rule of the generic ‘you’.