Smoking in the kitchen doesn’t bother me, but I’m from the ‘70s, so I realize mileage will vary on that.

To be fair, it didn't say "All Y'all Can Eat".

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I was 15 and my dad shaved his mustache - he’s had it ever since I was born. I saw that he had shaved it and burst into tears (lol). He let it grow back.

Exactly— back in the 90s, it was all about her scrunchies, or her lack of femininity, or how she should just try a little harder to look prettier and less powerful. And now this. As she joked while coming up with the title for her memoirs:

It’s the same old bullshit attacks on her feminity and looks since I was a CHILD in the 90s.

How did Marco Rubio’s hairline get a Kinja account?

I totally agree! I thought this was the most impressive acting I’ve ever seen, because I would be jumping out of the way and shrieking at the cold water. I was like, daaaaaamn woman you are good at this job.

Nope. You have to check the temp first. Also, anything that’s growing in the shower head (which is common even in the cleanest of showers) is going to be dispursed in that first burst of water. Gross.

And Billie Lourd—Scream Queens’ Chanel #3—is Carrie Fisher’s daughter. FULL CIRCLE.

and carrie fisher is debbie reynolds’ daughter!!

MLK is a real person who is black. It’s not like he’s a fictional character who is being reimagined for a new generation.

White people flip shit when an entirely fictional character isn’t white. Seriously, test a black Spider-Man or a Latino Batman and see what happens.

I was imagining a 40-year-old neckbeard saying this and that made it even funnier.

Women only exist in two capacities. A) Mom B) Women I Want To Fuck.

I can only imagine the stupidity that this woman has to hear on a day to day basis. Oh wait. C-Span

My mom went to high school with Nancy Cartwright, and she told me the whole family was rife with that upper-middle-class smug white entitlement stuff. Dayton Ohio man.

I’m still confused to her offence? Jaywalking? That takes three cops?

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

says the big-mouth who doesn’t know the OP is a woman.