John Boehner
boehnertown
9/20/19
11:09 AM
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I think the best SVU episode is when the rapper gets eaten by his lion, Stabler goes undercover and gets injured, and Cragen opens up a basketball at an airport to reveal a baby gibbon that lives inside of it.

9/2/19
10:55 PM
38

At this point of globalization, you would think planes would be better designed for holding companion/service animals? But airlines love breaking wheelchairs for the disabled, and unless you yourself and all of your rowmates are size 6 or under, and 5’10 or shorter, lmao good luck air travel is the fucking worst

8/22/19
4:39 PM
9

When I was 16 or 17 and working at a candy store, we also had an espresso machine. On a particularly slow night, i decided to see how much espresso I could drink. 17 shots and then I hurled. Read more

8/20/19
11:03 PM
6

I am no legs and ALL torso (might as well be a walrus with flippers tbh), let me have my moment~

8/3/19
1:27 AM
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I have spent a fortune living in London, and I thought I’d spent enough to make that joke. 😂

7/26/19
3:23 AM
2

You got a little incel troll in the greys replying to you. He did the same to me on another thread on a different GizMed blog. Look at his comment history. Don’t reply, just dismiss 💕

7/26/19
12:27 AM
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i think I’d prefer “teens arrested as suspects in attack” rather than seeing “allegedly attacked.” They look bloody? Unless there’s cctv footage of the two women just knocking each other out? 

7/26/19
12:17 AM
5

I love this question. I love that there’s no reply to it from the person you asked.

7/26/19
12:08 AM
3

You are absolutely not alone! I have snoozed through all of his movies (which is a rare feat! I dont take naps! I dont fall asleep easily!) Inglorius Basterds is the only one I’ve been able to watch until the end and I’ll admit I enjoyed it, but probably because everyone feels great about killing Hitler? Read more

7/25/19
10:52 PM
8

Thiiiiis is me. I don’t want to pass on my shitty genetics (I am BEAUTIFUL and PERFECT but i also come with a basket of health issues). Since I’ve accepted being barren I can’t even imagine paying someone to have a child that might end up with the same shit I went through. When I’m ready, I will foster, and hopefully Read more

7/23/19
4:15 PM
4

I finally got a compost bin and it has a charcoal filter. My kitchen no longer smells like a frat house in the summer.

I finally got a compost bin and it has a charcoal filter. My kitchen no longer smells like a frat house in the