of course he did.

LMAO

“i could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hoodrats”

I think the best SVU episode is when the rapper gets eaten by his lion, Stabler goes undercover and gets injured, and Cragen opens up a basketball at an airport to reveal a baby gibbon that lives inside of it.

This was amazing, thank you for this read 😭

Disappointed, but not really surprised.

At this point of globalization, you would think planes would be better designed for holding companion/service animals? But airlines love breaking wheelchairs for the disabled, and unless you yourself and all of your rowmates are size 6 or under, and 5’10 or shorter, lmao good luck air travel is the fucking worst

lol this comment made me cry, because it’s true

When I was 16 or 17 and working at a candy store, we also had an espresso machine. On a particularly slow night, i decided to see how much espresso I could drink. 17 shots and then I hurled.

I am no legs and ALL torso (might as well be a walrus with flippers tbh), let me have my moment~

Last time I took my car to be serviced dude asked me if it’d been sitting awhile.

Hey doc,

I have spent a fortune living in London, and I thought I’d spent enough to make that joke. 😂

You got a little incel troll in the greys replying to you. He did the same to me on another thread on a different GizMed blog. Look at his comment history. Don’t reply, just dismiss 💕

i think I’d prefer “teens arrested as suspects in attack” rather than seeing “allegedly attacked.” They look bloody? Unless there’s cctv footage of the two women just knocking each other out? 

I love this question. I love that there’s no reply to it from the person you asked.

You are absolutely not alone! I have snoozed through all of his movies (which is a rare feat! I dont take naps! I dont fall asleep easily!) Inglorius Basterds is the only one I’ve been able to watch until the end and I’ll admit I enjoyed it, but probably because everyone feels great about killing Hitler?

Thiiiiis is me. I don’t want to pass on my shitty genetics (I am BEAUTIFUL and PERFECT but i also come with a basket of health issues). Since I’ve accepted being barren I can’t even imagine paying someone to have a child that might end up with the same shit I went through. When I’m ready, I will foster, and hopefully…

I finally got a compost bin and it has a charcoal filter. My kitchen no longer smells like a frat house in the summer.

I finally got a compost bin and it has a charcoal filter. My kitchen no longer smells like a frat house in the…

Mine is dumb. In the late 90s Simpsons episodes sometimes had Simpsons trivia during commercial breaks. I would see the question, shout the answer, and then run to pee. I’d always miss the reveal and I’d ask my dad, who gave zero fucks, if I was right. He would always say, “It was a trick question.” I believed it.