Are we really so far from the ‘80s that we can’t recognize a coke nail?

Wrap dresses are WONDERFUL in that they’re easily adjusted to your liking. Faux-wrap dresses are FUCKING BULLSHIT, and combine all the worst elements (waist at wrong level, neck too high or low, front skirt flaps that may or may not have enough fabric/overlap to prevent flashing in wind/when sitting) with the complete…

I Like The Cheap One Better: The Libraryanneagain Story.

I wouldn’t necessarily want prospective employers to see it, but there was a time in my life when it would’ve been super convenience for other one-night stands to see it. Think of all the wasted phone-call dodging!

Exactly. Now that guy I met on OKC who I told to leave me alone after he wouldn’t stop texting me and asking me out even though I told him I was busy is going to have a platform for “warning” other guys about how cold and indifferent I am.

So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I just assumed that Peeple was viral marketing for season 3 of Silicon Valley.

Shit yeah, man. I’m also over 40, and I’m currently kinda-drunk and am painting white tree silhouettes on my dove grey living room wall for some indeterminate reason (probably because “drunk.”) Rock on, dude.

“You had Dr. Pepper every other time I’ve ever been here!”

While the burning with soup is the obvious issue here and an absolutely fucking unacceptable way to deal with anything as a grown ass person (or as a child)... Can we just agree that people that pull the, “I just had/bought/received/did this here last week,” customers are some of the FUCKING WORST?

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

Having spent several years in food service, mostly hauling sizzling fajita plates around, I can honestly say I fantasized many, MANY times about dropping one of those plates in a customer’s lap. The difference, though, is that I DIDN’T. Jesus, lady.

No worries, I wish we had more places to talk across differences in lifestyle in this regard. I should say, I am a relatively new gun owner and hunter. Part of my style is I have a wife who grew up in the Bay Area which provided a particular worldview for being anti-gun. I grew up in the mideast with a father who had…

Yeah, because wages haven’t kept up with inflation and that’s especially true for the server minimum wage. 20% is pretty much standard now, so if you want to give more for good service tip 25%. And you’re right about how stupid it is as a con, which is why most of us don’t think it actually was. Furthermore, if it was…

LOL $8.33, she must be rolling in dough!

Let’s do some more math! Let’s say a party of 14 is seated in your section. That means you have one other table available in your section if you’re lucky. That 14 top will be in your section for 3 hours. Let’s say you get 3 2 tops at your ONE other table during that time. So you get 6 dollars from each table if you’re…

Oh yay. Another person who believes wage “fairness” for the working classes means incomes should shift downward.