I 100% regret reading all these stories.

I can’t stop myself.

I’m guessing since her minions are named Chanel #2, Chanel #3, etc., the formula would be something like Chanel plus your favorite number.

You work for a Fortune 500 company, yes??

As a person who actually had a disabling accident while driving to work a few years ago, I still think the exact same thing when I drive to work.

Oh no. My co-workers and I talk about this all the time. Resign? Or drive into a utility pole? Corporate America is not good for the soul, dude.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

Uhh...what happened to the psycho-logist?

I refuse to believe there is a single adult alive who hasn’t peed in a sink. You can say you haven’t, but you’re a liar.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

This type of baby license comment always goes over well.

I mean, you don’t even need a ceremony or burial, you just need to not throw it out a window.

But if they aren’t approved for a license-do we go with the dystopia of forced abortions or being babies being ripped away to be raised by rich infertile families that paid for a license (and weirdly when the demand for babies goes up, more poor people start failing the test)?

As someone who has plenty of friends that “keep their cat in the back room, it’s totally fine if you come over”, I’d like to gently remind you that air moves.

Yeah, except that that isn’t a fact. That’s an inference you’ve made based on your understanding of your personal experiences.

Honestly, it doesn’t matter. People can be horribly allergic to cat dander and have severe reactions without ever touching a cat. This is just completely inappropriate in a government building.

Agreed on all points. I have absolutely no problem with a private business owner who wants to keep a cat in their business. Or a dog. Or an iguana or any other pet... but if it’s a cat, I won’t be shopping there.

Says the person who clearly isn’t allergic to cats. Otherwise, they would know there is no such things as 100% precautions when it comes to being allergic to animals.

I am not allergic to cats, and I luuuurve them (tho I don’t have any, because I’ve already got a dog and a bird and frankly I am not down with having a box of shit in the house) (and also I like my furniture in its unruined state). But I agree, this is probably bad.

It disappears sexism (real sexism; not “misandry”) as an axis of oppression.