@fart continues:

I think it’s one of those things where any acknowledgment of injustice is seen as militant/impolite/extreme (and Viola Davis is recognizing that some people will be determined to see it as militant). Because that serves to preserve the existing power structure. Like how women who would prefer not to be catcalled, for…

Oh Cool Pope. Don’t be all, like, uncool.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

Also he is now 35 and Demi is 22 (I think) and they’ve been dating for three years...

Yeah, I personally find him and his music absolutely repellent. But this, awkward phrasing aside, is a completely reasonable set of guidelines and would apply to basically EVERY celebrity. (Especially those whose fans are as, well, fanatical as his.) It’s really nothing more than “I know you’re excited, but calm the…

I once read that artichokes have a chemical in them that makes most wine taste awful - is that true, or is it just that artichokes are such a singular flavor?

It has to be because the stories are about fucking in the restaurant, right? Everyone’s already fucking and employees usually don’t work that far away, so why take the chance?

Not going to front, I’ve fucked like four bartenders. One restaurant I fucked another server, the busboy, and one of our food supplier reps.

It’s just that doing drugs is a way worse crime than attacking women.

Bless you, Bobby Finger

I love when you get these comments, because it inevitably means the entire fucking thread turns into a cocksucking parody of “Deadwood” and you are Al Swearengen. Makes my fucking day.

Why is Pinkham the only GM writer that gets these kinds of comments? I’m beginning to suspect a relative is involved.

Dear Gay Patriot,

Oh mannn... this is so me. I’ll have certain waves of “maybe now is the time I’d be ok with having a baby” ... and then a few days later be like “omg I could NOT handle that!” I’m athletic and I love feeling in control of my body and (while it’s not perfect)... I’ve come to feel good about it after years of being…

For real. He is alllllll up in his feel about this for some reason.

Problematic to whom exactly? I am a woman of color who is black. #BlackGirlMagic

You’ll pull through