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Black Girls are Magic! It’s lit as hell!

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

See, that review is breaking Yelp’s reviewing guidelines (you need to actually eat/drink to post a review) but Yelp, TA etc strongly cautions businesses against flagging those bogus reviews, since the reviewer may then repost a NEW 1* review omitting the “we weren’t actually customers” part, that also complains that

No shit, really? My point is that it looks suspicious. It’s not to be taken literally.

You’re absolutely right. When I signed up for a minimum-wage job, I also signed up for being sexually harassed by mouth-breathing men, yanked from my current tasks by impatient assholes, condescended to by every woman who wants to reassert her authority over me, and faux-befriended by every yon wandering by, all using

It took a while to stop calling my inlaws by Mr. and Mrs. My mother in law was O-L-D! She asked me to call me by her first name, but it was hard. When I first met them I was 27, so she was probably 72 and he was 75. My father in law was the single person I have ever allowed to call me by the shortened version of my

Same. I will call friends parents by Mr./Mrs. Lastname still if I don’t know how to address them. I am 35. Old habits, I guess.

I accept it from my son’s friends, but it makes me cringe. I didn’t grow up that way. I realize that they don’t mean any disrespect. It is hard to get used to. I’d rather they call me “hey you.”

People say this sort of thing and it completely perplexed me. What bothers you about it? You wish you were a teenager?

it’s like people who use personal ads in the newspaper

Goddamned, this is more fascinating that the Gone Girl novel.

From the article:

Also a perfect Lifetime Original Movie title for this story!

The adventure started with Squirrel!

Red is always the best flavor. Any candy, it’s always the right choice (though I am on team black licorice)

No, sorry, red ones are best.

I think that’s weird too!

Not all of Iranian culture is this kind of shit.