Before reading the headline I thought I was looking at a Cruz daughter, though I didn’t remember them looking much like him.

Oh man, it is. Dad-in-law had to fill out a 4 page application, do an interview, home inspection, and they still won’t let him have his damn (adorable) rescue mutt a week after she was supposed to go home with him, because reasons. It’s been a month long process!!! During dinner last night he joked that he could adopt…

Yeah, you’re right.

You’d be surprised at how well child predators hide their... Grossness. Can’t really blame the town. :/

Lmao this is fantastic.

When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…

What I get from her is, “If I’d only known, if I’d known the truth, I could have ended this 15 years ago. I could have made choices for myself.” Which is such a valid thing to say/feel. I used to tell FWB, “Just tell me when you’re seeing someone else.” Because I wanted it to be MY CHOICE if I exposed myself to STIs.…

Yeah, i mean part of me is like “i live here, you vacation here.” because i’m a jerk. But we also live 2500 miles apart and he brought her 10 miles away from me to propose 😂 This was after all dust was settled in our relationship! We were/are cool. But it’s weird!!

Ugh... The worst I ever got was after I moved to be with my fiance, and my ex from Cincinnati popped up out of nowhere to be like “What are your favorite camp sites in Northern California?”

The only thing you can do from here is not necessarily a blanket talk. Tell him immediately when you see a problem, “That’s a mess. Can you please help me and clean it?” If he says yes, and feels like a shithead if he fucks up, that’s worth correcting! If he just tells you no, he’s so tired he had such a hard day... i…

I made the mistake of getting razors from the discount grocery store where when you buy stuff, you learn what defect landed it in the discount grocery store.

You deleted quite a few generous replies where people were earnestly and thoughtfully breaking down the rhetoric for you and people like you.

If you keep dismissing comments, eventually when you pass out drunk you’ll have 200 more in your inbox. Not sorry it’s too late for you to edit your initial post.

Your comment is making me sick enough I could vomit.

Just tell him. Communication, communication, communication. The most diplomatic way is just telling him flat out while not rubbing it in. Like, don’t tell him it makes you disgusted to kiss him or anything. If my dude told me i had bad breath on the reg, I’d be a little embarrassed but I’d make an effort.

Not the first time that’s happened to her- She looked so terrified the first time, I don’t want to relive it. Leave Britney Alone 4ever

I am a full-grown adult and I like her makeup~

Please let this make it to Dirtcast. There isn’t enough Dirtcast to listen to.

AYE.

lmaoooo