LOL I followed mattchew03 (one of the mods) when he left ONTD to write for Gawker even though I hated him. And now my life is this.

They broke jamie lynn spears pregnancy!!!

Let’s talk about how even though Donal specifically refers to his missing daughter Jade, Fox news is still like DONAL LOGUES SON MISSING. Not even a hint that she’s transgender. Gotham is on your fucking network. Donal is YOUR star. Refer to his child they way she should be (and the way her father seems to accept her).

2004-2009 was my ONTD everything.

Ugh, I’m terrified of people of all ages who try to touch my dog. They 1/5 times they’re protest when I tell them my dog isn’t friendly. “Dogs love me!” Not this one, honey.

Idk every time I’m in a major city and I need to pee while I’m walking around, I have to tell employees I’m pregnant if I want to use their staff-only restrooms that are typically not up to code to qualify as a public restroom. Otherwise every store will flat out tell you hell no.

~*faint whisper*~ i enjoyed it~~~

“Ramona thinks everyone is too stupid to see her maneuvering, emotional blackmail and cruelty, because she apologizes.”

As above, Dark Water was good! Hmmm, I hate to repeat myself over and over but Sunshine is one of my favorite horror movies.

A few months ago my ex-ballet dancing ass decided she could use weights while doing barre exercises. The boy was like “like me take the weights off, just use the 5 lb bar” and I did it that way while feeling not insulted at all.

I’m a hardly-Catholic white girl but I’ll defend your faith until the end of my time in this country filled with backwards fucking briars. If the commentariat on Jezebel is what I remember,

I tried to sell BF on watching The Secret for shits and giggles by calling it “that celebrity spiritual fad that came after Kabbalah”

A+ invocation of Prince John.

Lol i know. Just 100 pairs of eyeballs and dead silence except from a small choking sound from bf happened.

Omg my bf’s mom’s memorial just happened and during the open mic, when a few ppl had just shared their stories, this stranger bitch takes the stage and goes I DONT KNOW *NAME*, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE I MISSED A GOOD ONE.

I’d say it’s not normal. If you’re doing your part and COMMUNICATING what upsets you in a constructive way, and you’re not getting any positive feedback, then you need to reflect on that.

My community’s FB page is run by some Rusty Shackleford motherfucker— That weird fuck that sits in his garage all day and listens to police scanners and is ALL ABOUT MILITARY SHIT but he never served in the military- He just wants people to think he did. There are some good aspects to it- “I found a dog wandering the…

They totally look like happy tears!

I worked at a candy store when this came out. My boss was a crabby guy who received tickets to the movie a week before its actual release. His curmudgeony ass did NOT want to see that shit, and he passed them off to me, who died, because Sofia and Kiki were my idols and I NEEDED to see this movie.

Went to see Mama Mia on stage over a decade ago. Watched the first movie in theaters.