Without a doubt the most entitled Kardashian. He saw all of the success his sisters were getting, thought it would just follow for him, too. No, bitch, your sisters WORK. You don’t.

Australia scares me and I admire anyone brave enough to live in a place where literally everything exists with the purpose to kill you.

right? give me the same and i will take a big old nap where i won’t say or do anything that will destroy my relationships.

Codeine and weed.

Yeah, this is exactly the kind of conversation that would leave a bitter aftertaste. In Cho’s position I’d be like, “Goddamnit why didn’t I just tell that lady to fuck off? Why was I so subserviennnttt goddamnit I gave them exactly what they wanted and it was WRONG OF ME.”

Fuck you.

I’m assuming he’s more notorious for his behavior as an addict, instead of being an actual addict. I mean “being an addict” doesn’t stick with you after you’re several years sober unless you were a SERIOUS mess, or you’re sheltered person who judges someone for being an addict.

whhhooooo?

can you imagine the FOH manager at Jean Georges being like “Hey guys, I know you serve famous people every day, but, how cool would you be serving an ex-boyfriend who used to beat you? Well, I’ve got one WORSE. Who’s in?!”

Bars are entirely, regionally you. Like goetta is entirely, regionally me.

I’ll bring the coffee and bars

It’s called a 5150 and it was also my favorite Urban Decay lipstick color when I was 19.

I think I have a lot in common with Kanye (minus talent ofc). I’ve had a 5150 called on me by drunk girls, and at the time I don’t think it was at all warranted (I was SLEEPING who calls the cops on a person who is literally asleep) but yeah when Kanye rants, even if it’s truth 50% of the time, it’s basically a more…

you are waaaaay too young to use “when i was your age.” also dont think you’ve entered cynical asshole stage! I remember being on the porch with partner when election results were rolling in. We were near tears. We were ready to scream and fight until... Our older next door neighboors walked by, holding hands~ “God I…

It’s okay I was there recently too no judgment bb

Jesus, if someone took a look at your dogs and asked u that question you should probably make them forfeit all dog ownership.

... Dude I usually like you but you sound like me when I was a pretentious 12 year old rn. “DAD U DONT UNDERSTAND BOB DYLAN JUST GETS ME!!!!! DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHOOOO BOB DYLAN IS TO YOU?”

Not too surprised. My sister is the greatest but all of her dogs have ended up like this. She is anice person and she is good at napping with her dogs and putting them on insta. Other than that she is a terrible pet owner.

Right? This was basically a feel-good story!

This was SO good. One big part of my schooling (human rights studies) was devoted to conflict resolution, but when the conflict is genocide, rape, internment, the words that bubble up in you rarely come close to asking a question that can be answered.