I’m gonna echo the other people here who have asked Jezebel to start referring to the alt-right as what they have always been. They’re Neo-Nazis. They always have been. All of the writers at Jezebel know this, I believe.

I went to school for this shit, I LIVE for this shit. But this household couldn’t even deal with Last Week Tonight the last couple of episodes.

Anxiety is through the roof and I’ve dropped 15 lbs in a month. Yesterday I bought myself jeans made for 12 year olds. I’m managing it by limiting alcohol consumption and JUST SAYING NO to drugs.

I have loved Rich for close to a decade, but exploitation is kind of his... Thing. It comes down to his love for Whitney, Anna Nicole, Showgirls, and reality TV in general, like in some sort of Grey Gardens or Mommy Dearest sort of way. He likes watching women fall.

I can’t think of a single male actor who was involuntarily subjected to this shit “to get a better performance.” I can think of a few actresses, though.

Babe, you are a fine person, but put down the bottle and find a way to be a productive ally to those who are fucked over the most. You will feel so much more hopeful.

The anxiety-induced weight loss since tuesday has been unreal. I thought the scale at the gym was broken so I weighed myself on the puppy scale at the vet and nope, that’s my actual weight. I would welcome this under different circumstances 😒

You know what doesn’t feel any better? Moving to a blue state (that still has a lot of vocal briars) from one that went full Trump, and feeling like I could have made more of a difference for the country if I still lived there.

I think properly trimmed baby bangs are great on the right face shape, but hers look like a scene high school girl’s home job circa 2004. I feel really bad for saying that, but it’s a mistake I lived with personally.

I lost my shit at the gym this morning when she said that! I made an audible gasp and an AH HA sound and started laughing!

Good point. Tamra only lost her shit after drinking. When she’s sober long-term I think she’s actually quite lovely.

I FORGOT RYAN WAS INVOLVED. I TOTALLY FORGOT. I’m gonna ralph.

Er, her telling the server to not only bring Kelly a drink after she refused, and then whispering “Make it a double,” is definitely gross.

I kind of gleaned the opposite from Briana this season. She’s told her mom “Maybe theyre angry because of that time you lied about Brooks having cancer.” And in the finale, she admitted her mom has destroyed relationships because she can’t admit to wrong-doing.

Look, I’ve gone over your brief comment history. You’re watching this season through a much different lens than the rest of us- Most of us seem to recognize that when you’re dealing with crazy, you don’t back them into a corner and keep pushing them (trying to get her drunk, instigating fights between Tamra and Kelly…

Meghan this season is like Sonja Morgan during Scary Island. Kelly (from both OC and NY) is a crazy person and now they’re (okay, mainly Heather because I cannot believe the patience Tamra has had for this bullshit this season, religion looks good on her) all just beating up on a crazy person to feel morally superior.

It was Jez and Gawker. IDK it kind of played out “publicly” in the comments but fortunately no one was paying attention.

Count Dorkula wishes u both a happy halloween

I lived in Ohio and visited a guy from Jezebel who lived in California for fun. Sex was good, he’s cute, we live together now. IDK i’ve done REALLY well with internet relationships, but i think a lot of it has to do with being a functional, social person IRL.

Probably just guilt trip people who are my current age. Nbd.