Um, you use up toe shoes in a month* or less. No big fucking deal. This is exactly what I’m talking about. Get the fuck over it, you ugly non-ballerina ballet dancer.

I’m a person with chronic nausea and diarrhea. I’m of the age where I can just be out alone, or with my dude, and pop into any building and say I’M SO SORRY I JUST FOUND OUT IM PREGNANT AND I REALLY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM.

As a former ballet dancer, ballet dancers are the worst when it comes to this shit. The offense they took when they found out I let friends wear my toe shoes for shits and giggles omggggg the drama you’d think I’d let a peasant sit on the Iron Throne.

Avocado is delicious and even though I’m allergic to it, it is so worth the benadryl-death.

I don’t think of him as a Spy Kid, I think of him as the kid who accidentally killed himself while jerking off in World’s Greatest Dad (which is one of my favorite laugh-cry movies).

Wasn’t Sonja Morgan ALSO a hostess at Serafina? Nothing to scoff at~

I read his book that was a one year diary. The only housewife he was kind to was Radzi before she was a housewife, because they’re friends. The other ones he didn’t mention by name, but he talked about how the producers constantly had to play them because they were petty brats (like getting them all to film from…

It’s half-business trip for William with the boss’ son, half spending time getting to know his future brother-in-law. I’d be walking on eggshells and try to be completely boring in that situation, too. It also seems that William DOES want to go adventuring while his future BiL just wants to hang around the main hub…

I absolutely love that about her.

irl lol

I think Clare Bowen may have had cancer as a child? Anyway, she did it for the little girls with cancer that wanted her long princess hair.

Same. “A bit much” was always suburban southern Ohio for, “Please stop what you’re doing right now because I can’t take you seriously.” Usually used as the most PC way to be politically incorrect.

Bringing me back to the college days. Went to a party, got wasted, boned a random townie and managed to walk back to the party, somehow.

I was making the boy watch The Comeback with me for his first time last night, and then Billy Bush made his cameo and we both screamed.

Man, are you also a size 2 who bitches and moans about women being upset when celebrities are airbrushed for magazines? My God. Get over ~your oppression~ the whole world is catered to your natural beauty.

😂😂😂

My comment wasn’t in reply to the post, it was a reply to another comment that you might find more relevant to say this to.

why? If a woman says she’s wearing a no makeup look when she’s clearly wearing makeup it’s, at the very minimum, creating unnatural beauty standards.

Doubt it but I think more women are spending money on skincare (that they’d otherwise spend on makeup) rn... Like, just from personal observations and experience. I don’t think it’s about aging, either.

I couldn’t stop sucking air in through my gritted teeth when I heard her say that. 😩