No Irreversible is still a terrible fucking movie. However, Ebert always felt like a not-mean Martha Stewart to me. A darkly gifted genius with a very kind-hearted and genteel public persona.

Oh my God I can’t edit my previous comment, but he was precious in (the entirely cancelled too early) Kitchen Confidential, in which Bradley Cooper plays Anthony Bourdain.

He was adorable in Selfie but please watch all of his previous filmography everything the man touches is mostly awesome.

Lol when the episode started i noticed kittens had top billing in the credits and i was like “it’s sooner than i thought!!!”

If I followed my partner’s lead without asking more of him, we’d both be miserable fucks. The little things he doesnt do that I do for him, he doesn’t notice. Like he just thinks the floors and countertops don’t build up a shitload of dirt. On the otherhand, if I don’t ask him to do shit, he won’t even think to do it.…

I’d be surprised if Allred hadn’t already reached out to Kesha tbh

I still know Madonna Ciccone, Selena Quintanilla, Robin Rihanna Fenty, Steven Morrissey, Prince Rogers Nelson, Beck Hansen...

In the sentence following the introduction of the Sebert surname, Lutkin literally clarifies that it is Kesha’s (and Kesha’s mother’s) last name.

u just broke my heart :(

It’s been pretty clear the actress isn’t shy about plastic surgery. Her tots are great, but they’re not natural :o

The boy of the house could do his phd in westerosi history. He was filled with tears and said it was Queen Sansa dubbing her first knight.

irl lol

If you watch the KUWTK episode Kim seems to think it was funny (she also seems grateful Prince kicked her off when she was too uncomfortable to dance because homegirl CANT DANCE) but also starts to reflect on how her trying to protect her brand interferes with her self-esteem/ her ability to let her hair down.

I laugh like a fucking hyena when I’m dealing with people who I’m convinced are trying to kill me. (This isn’t an exaggeration) It’s probably a defense mechanism, trying to disarm them because they’re scaring me shitless.

I love McCarthy and i still didn’t want to see Spy for the same reasons. My dude was like, “It’s Melissa McCarthy we have to watch it.” So we did. And it was great! I wonder if I could make him watch gilmore girls for the same reason, tho.

yes it’s so hard when your fanbase is the undereducated, impoverished white people you’ve been exploiting for years and also billionaires at the same time.

Lol “boob shirt”

I moved from Ohio to Smellifornia and it was 90 degrees the other day and I almost threw up from the heat, I was so dizzy.

Right? I would go batshit. But at the same time, i would do absolutely anything to keep my baby girl alive.

Mte this woman is amazing.