Modern medicine is amazing. 50 years ago I wouldn’t have made it to 15.

Bahahaha

Aren’t you like 21? No, YOU shut up, little brother.

As someone who proposed (for marriage, ofc) to Penabler in bed, wearing an inside-out sweatshirt covered in potato chips and some boxers, while watching Oz, by just casually sliding a ring on his finger... I am impressed with how grandiose these teens think their life is going to be.

You’ve been much kinder to that dumbdumb than i could have been. SAINT CUTESTORY.

I get it, but if you look at her build, I was shocked that she’s 160. She looks 5'7 and 140 to me :/ She definitely carries the weight in a way I’m envious of.

I’m also 6-8. The other day this old man asked me what size I was and I was like, “Uhhhh...” And before I could say I wasn’t telling him he was like, “You’re about a LARGE aren’t ya?” And I was just like “............”

Most interesting and GGAGHHHEHEHEG thing here is Ye and Scooter tbh i literally screamed

Unfortunately, yes, Abby is really good.

Vivi seems to be emancipated

Everyone wants to be a Maddie but we’re all really just Chloes. Chloe will have a fantastic run as a professional for maybe a decade at best, but afterwards... If she sticks with dance she’ll just become another Abby Lee. I miss dancing for the sake of dancing, but I do NOT miss women passed their dancing prime trying…

Oh yes. Cathy buys boy dancers and buys choreographers way over her league just for her vendetta against ALDC.

Poor poor Nia. She is the epitome of Black Girl Magic with her amazing dancing and she still can’t catch a break from the dark cloud that is Abby. Always stuck with Black choreography (with Abby being like, she should be proud of her heritage!) while Holly is like, “Yes, my daughter’s Black, but that’s not all she is.”

THOU SHALT SAVE THINE TEARS FOR THINE PILLOW

Yeah threw a rock at her or something and then she tweeted MY ANGEL WITH BROKEN WINGS. When the strongest lady-influence in your life is telling you it’s okay to assault women...

Petulant motherfucker is incapable of learning.

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They do look damn good, but I disagree about the coral/eggplant dress. She’s too pretty for that Forever 21 color combination.

I’ve done the same thing but I had to pee. Peed all over his cop car.

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