I just made Penabler (who was for some reason banned from Jezebel a week ago???) watch Xanadu w me last night for ELO and ONJ. Loooove.

I don’t really mind Piper but she’s fulfilled her character’s purpose as the millennial white girl viewer’s conduit into the prison system.

I talked to the most unsavory people on the internet when I was Nicole’s age. I am so, so glad it was with people in AIM and IRC chats thousands of miles away with no chance of finding me because my dad was a wary computer nerd.

Should have started with Big Ang tbh, I am so upset I’m glad I’m alone so no one can see me like dis

I didn’t take it as mocking. Milania’s tantrums are legendary to fans. It’s what she’s known (and loved) for.

Teresa’s mothering/her daughters, I just can’t. I love it so much even though it’s so unhealthy.

GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL

Oh my God their names.

I rewatched all of the spinoffs except Khloe and Lamar. So it’s gotta be Khloe and Lamar.

You need to be honest with yourself. Is the dude at all a scrub? My sister knew her ex was a fucking scrub when she moved in with him. I knew him before she met him. Scrub. She was too proud to admit it though, ended up having the pleasure of paying fuckboy’s rent and bills while they were together. Ended up paying…

David Bowie’s son is much older and very successful on his own merit.

Exactly does this person not know who Iman is?

Druuuuuuugs

As fun as Pissing Contest was with how poorly Denton’s treated the commentariat (from the rape gifs to the firing of commenters turned writers) I am totally fine with him not making a fucking buck off of the shit we generate.

Whatever it is Kanye would never do it for Kris, but he’d do it for Kim.

DAAAAMN

I just wish he would have revealed his secret earlier so I wouldn’t have made an ass of myself during older spanking debates. I never realized that parents actually assaulted their kids regularly.

I’m dead I never wanted your fan theories before but you sold them

WHERE YOU LEAD I WILL FOLLOW

I will paypal u 2 dollars.