I feel bad because I dealt with my dad’s half-assed spankings (he built a specific two pronged paddle that would be loud, but wouldn’t hurt, just intimidate) and whenever I read spanking stories I’d always be like, “Maybe their dad did the sa... Oh. No. No they didn’t. They actually beat their children.”

It makes you wonder if the candy wrappers Khloe found under Rob’s bed and flipped out about were actually candy wrappers.

I’ve made my fiance watch the entirety of KUWTK in anticipation of the episode where Lamar’s family comes asking for money/they’re terrible people and you see why Lamar is so fucked up. It’s not KUWTK so do you know what spinoff it is? Khloe and Lamar? ... Take New York? ... Take Miami?

Is there a youtube video of his fast food order with Scott? Because that was amazing...

Then i think mama jenner is allowed to storm the house tbh.

Did you see someone with a rob connection confirmed weed (lol obviously) and codeine?

You just got confirmation on codeine, and possibly pills from someone who has Rob connections. Awesome diagnosis!

Was it the Cheetah Girls breakup?!!!!

your last point: mte

LOL that episode was pretty depressing to watch w hindsight at 20/20.

The show didnt really address Lamar’s actual issues, so I’m wondering if Rob might also have a problem that they’ve suppressed besides the weight issues.

I’m asking for experts here. Bigger experts than me. None of you outsiders who just hate the Kardashians so much (IF YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM THEY’LL GO AWAY, yeah, you people) even though your hobby is reading gossip websites.

I just realized I’ve been listening to Rihanna for over a decade and I’m still so excited for this.

I’ve got a few gaudy ass Mikimoto pieces from the 70s (enamel!!!!) and this necklace makes them look like something Kate Middleton could have worn to her wedding.

Pray for Corey gamble

Right? The only jewelry I like is pearls (rings! Necklaces! Bracelets!) like how do you manage to trash up the MOST DIFFICULT THING TO TRASH UP.

yes but they will only be given to u if you tweet a picture of your poopchute at Ray j

Henceforth I am Kris Jenner and YES ROB IS TOO FAT TO BE IN MY WEDDING PHOTOS.

Bahahahaha I love this comment but it literally is because ROB thought he was too fat to be in the wedding. He flakes out all the damn time. Also when this news broke, I went to the TMZ article for Rob’s hospital rush late last month and after explaining his diabetes diagnosis, the piece ended with, I shit you not,…