Because the restaurant is going to get your fucking money, anyway. The back of house, management, and owners lose NOTHING if they give you shitty service.

Your server was probably relieved that you left. Not because you’re a jerk or anything, but because it’s stressful to force a table to wait like that. You were in your right~

I can tell within one minute of interaction with a table if I’m gonna grat them.

I’m against the tipping system but I’m also against the current federal minimum wage. With tips I’m 15-20 bucks an hour on average, so I’d hate to drop down to under 9.

MFW customers tell me that it’s someone’s birthday, like it fucking means anything to me. I’m not singing and I’m not dancing, you weird people who only eat at chain restaurants where employees are forced to do that.

IT IS NOT YOUR SERVER’S FAULT

This would be so much better if like, Kylie Minogue was singing it. Such a great track but I just can’t stand Carly’s voice (which really sucks, she seems like A+ best friend material).

Some of the funniest TV shows have the most depressing premises. Breaking Bad (at least the first season), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Orange is the New Black, etc etc.

I took a nap in one of our private rooms today because lol 4 double shifts in a row, boss you are going to let me snooze for an hour and a half (and she did) between lunch and dinner. Before I went to bed i layered up all of the cushions, and laid on my back to start reading this.

I’m so conflicted. I agree with everything you said, but I still wish NICKI just rolled her eyes and realized this woman was just a pathetic, jealous shit.

If she wasn’t an international celebrity, like, she was still some random girl from Queens with a few mixtapes and a few thousand followers, I would totally support this move. Like, “presented without commentary: a photo of a hater”

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LOL my college had a pretty decent maternity leave package for professors. The head of my department (human rights studies!) said it was decent, but she still took her sabbatical around having babies.

Errrr, the only super regional thing I can think of is a classist slur. They call people “briars” for “uneducated white people” here. 😒

Dude when I was 20 I started dating someone who was 32. When we finally got to the age question both of us were shocked but like... It was too late. We liked each other.

Once when I was at ballet and 16 years old, my mom got a phone call from the guy I’d just broken up with before ballet class.

LOL I had a similar relationship with my parents. They had a key logger installed because I was a batshit computer nerd from ages 8-16 and from a super young age I ran in really sordid internet communities. When I realized they were actively spying on me when I was about 10, I just got crazier and even more obsessed…

Yeah, absolutely. I would never suggest that some aspects of Catholic doctrine doesn’t suck dick. I was brought up as a Marianist, though, so at the age of 15 my mom was like, “If you ever need an abortion I will take you to do it safely. I don’t want you to have to do what my sisters did.” We’re liberal as shit and…

You have to be another German-speaker!

LOL right the sisters at my school actually helped girls get access to abortions