He’s also the best damn tapper, the most smartest

Oh!!! I’m hungover and on the internet 😩😩😩😩 but *source* would think I was druuuunk.

Yeah, I have no idea about your cousin. My understanding is that he’d round them all up for jam sessions, encourage them to share what they’d been working on, and then you know like a week or two later he would start playing and everyone would be like, “Uh, didn’t we just hear that from someone else?”

I really don’t, and if I texted my friend after 10 pm to ask they would clam up because they would realize i’m drunk on the internet and might spill too many beans. :(

Yeah, I’m not going to name my source, but they totally ruined my idea of Prince as an untouchable, perfect God.

Basically he stole music from up-and-coming artists that trusted him. But none of his well-known hits that I know of. Eventually the youngins caught on and ditched him, though.

HOOOOOO BOY. Have I got some stories about Prince’s artistic integrity that would make anyone cringe. (When I heard them I didn’t want to believe them, but the source was too, too reliable)

Sweet Jesus

That must have been horrifying! Can’t imagine the iron stomach one would need to not get sick and be able to do that job. And then the emotional and mental repercussions years afterward.

Drunk sleep deprivation looks so good on you!

Thank you for being on fire this morning. I’m hungover in a way that I haven’t been since I was 15 and you’re making everything better rn.

YES. BECAUSE THE GUESTS WERE SHOWERING WITH/DRINKING/BRUSHING THEIR TEETH WITH DECOMPOSING DEAD GIRL WATER.

Click her linked name in this article!

Elisa’s story and that surveillance footage has fucking haunted EVERYONE since it first hit the internet.

Servers tend to get forced into doing kitchen prep work. Sometimes we’re forced to use a mandoline. There’s a certain percentage of servers that have a flat tip instead of a rounded tip on their index finger because of this. I am included in this group.

Yeah, I read your weirdshit post and I was like “Who is this weirdshit?”

LOOOOOOL how many page views did the initial Taco Bell post even get?

I’m not mad at Nicki. Girl’s always been incredibly upfront about how what’s hers is hers, and she’s willing to fight anyone on that. She’s pretty territorial and I love that about her.

AGAIN, IT’S MY PARTY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

If you aren’t happy about this U r probably a sociopath