YUP

mte

That made me think of Angus, Thongs etc etc and when Georgia tries to hold shit under her boobs to see exactly how powerful and LARGE they are.

I can totally do that and I’m fat.

You are a good manager! The managers at my old place were just basically glorified hosts. Would always be upset if they had to bus tables or some shit. Servers don’t have more than two arms, dude!

Yup. It’s so ingrained in us that a woman would have to be in the autism spectrum to not know what “standard sexy” looks like.

JFC why do I care about this family so much that I just cancelled my dinner plans to cry about it. It’s such a shitshow. Everyone in this situation is fucked over or fucked up in some way.

Same problem (four therapists), but I did have one final therapist that was a nun! She was awesome. She just told me that I sounded like medication would probably help me after a few sessions, and so I told my doctor, and he was like, yeah, of course.

Oh my God I can’t even believe his piece was even published. I understand the existence of the single asshole that wrote it, that happens. But how did it get through editing? Who was like, “Seems legit. Fire it!”?

I’m glad that we have this in common<3

It took me awhile to come around to them but since the candy store I worked at when I was 16 closed, I miss them so. Fucking. Much.

Ffs chocolate orange is so fucking delicious and I'm glad you said this.

Come the fuck on this is the show with the screamy guy from the Police Academy movies, we can’t have one little Kardashian?

Oh my God I’m choking I’m choking I can’t BREATHE i’m laughing so hard

Right? I never feel more confident than I do when i’m in FUCK ME mode. But then I get home and I’ll be damned if I don’t immediately change into boxers and a Tshirt because that shit is tiresome.

I can wear heels all day every day, but absolutely fuck no when serving. I would break my fucking ankle.

hopefully with hugs for everyone!

Oh my God I’m still laughing about that.

One time TSA wanted me to take my clothing off in front of people because I had a zipper. When they saw the hickey PENABLER gave me they made me stop unzipping.

My trouble sleeping—- I tend to drink so I can go to bed. I have Ativan but I’m supposed to use that for panic attacks, but it works.