IRL lol

He’s like something that crawled out of MIKE Judge’s imagination.

If your name is Natasha, it was definitely your baby girl.

Social media is about sharing your life. If you have a baby it is going to be a significant portion of your life, and pictures are usually expected. Do people just expect you to shut the fuck up and pretend like you aren't a parent?

I just held a baby for the first time two weeks ago and I almost dropped it I was shaking so hard because PRECIOUS DROPPABLE CARGO.

Yup whenever someone is like “I HAVE PICTURES OF MY NEWBORN TO SHOW YOU” they always show me a photo of a sleeping baby that looks like EVERY SLEEPING BABY but the thing is, it’s never not cute so why would I say no? It’s one of their most important DIY projects let them be proud.

Also what the fuck do you think social media is for?

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.

Thanks for your responses! I feel greedy asking for more analysis of this case, so I’ll just say that if you’re offering, I’ll take it~

Idk I wouldn’t say that my partner is GRATEFUL after boning me, but I’m pretty sure he’s happy that he’s doing it???

So it sounds like you think it could go either way? I just saw why the judge decided she was going to count the strangulation as attempted murder. I hope the prosecutors can make it stick.

Lawyer people: How likely is attempted murder to stick, tho?

I don’t think I have any dude friends that wouldn’t be attracted to a woman JUST because she was a little heavier. I don’t associate with anyone who wouldn’t jump off a cliff to bone Amy Schumer, though.

Wait wasn’t he Rachel Zoe’s pet weasel?

I’m not watching, but I remember that there were some reports that said cognitively he might not recover.

You could have a secure trip if you wanted one!

If a doctor told her she was medically clear for it (and I’m sure MULTIPLE doctors did), then it’s fine.

I can't even. You did that? Wow.

you didnt fucking see those comments because i fucking dismissed them, you awful idiot.

yup, and I got fanart as both genders! But here is one of my dude ones.