My username here was Sylph (or some variation) for a long time? :o

Well I played around in 2007, and now that I think about it I didn’t get traction until 2009, and I think it went into early 2010. I just googled myself and as recently as 2 months ago someone wanted to kill me because of the Jez article. (That I had NOTHING to do with)

I was bored, it was fun.

I was mostly just drinking too much and I wasn’t medicated yet. I have no idea what I wanted. I hated the users on one hand, but it was still a culture that has basically raised me. From AIM chat to the beginning of 4chan.

I wouldn’t know where to start. If you have questions, ask and I’ll try to answer.

Without a doubt it was trolling. I became close to a few dudes and when they started to question their sexuality, that’s when I gave it up. The guy that jerked off was just a random anon in a thread, though.

Honestly when it became more and more obvious that I was a girl, that’s when the weirdshit really cranked up. I haven’t touched 4chan in over 5 years but I still have to deal with some one that’s gone deep into the archives and done some severe sleuthing a few times a year. As time passes I’m not sure if they get less…

In 2007-2009 I used to pretend to be a camwhore boy on 4chan. Dudes made zip files of me and one time some guy printed out my picture and came on it and then posted evidence.

Needs more Eagles

Dear Grandma, can you please ask Allison Dubois...

Conspiracy theory: we can use prayers to our deceased loved ones to communicate directly with Allison Dubois.

Where were you?!

THAT IS MY FAVORITE GIF. I use it like twice a week. This modification just opens it up to so many possibilities. I wish Allison knew how much I think about her.

Yup when people don’t complain but I know they’ve had bad service, I always take something off of their bill without consulting a manager. If the table is filled with dicks, they’re going to have to plead with an asshole manager face to face for free food.

The way you were treated, you SHOULD have been comp’d. Servers are not expected to clock out during rushes like that unless there’s an emergency. It’s not a 9-5. Sometimes it’s a 9-6 depending on when your last table walks in. If the server NEEDED to leave, they should have transferred your table over appropriately.…

I don’t charge my regulars who tip well for soft drinks hahahaha. I also bend over backwards for them (though they’re usually super easy to take care of).

BRING HER TO US

“pork ass hands” is the single best phrase in the world.

But you DO get lady Robins!

Nope, not from my understanding.