Exactly.

That’s actually not far from what DC is planning. Robin is going to be a social movement, like Anonymous. The concept art has “Robins” taking selfies.

That’s bullshit.

LOL I just feel badly because if it was ANY OTHER CELEBRITY everyone would be agreeing with you. Because you’re right! It’s fucking weird to give people honorary doctorates! It’s just, if anyone and everyone can have one... Kanye’s a good choice.

you have no idea how wide my eyes just became reading your response. Wasn’t expecting it! I do understand your frustration- If you’ve put in the effort for a phd, there’s probably nothing more upsetting than a celebrity just being handed an honorary doctorate. The thing is, we ALL know that an honorary doctorate isn’t…

Honey, can I help you clean out your fridge? ;___;

Didn’t we all pack a handkerchief with snacks, storm out of the house, and sit in the bushes for 2 hours before we wanted to go back inside and watch TV?

Yup. Starbucks employees generally don’t give a fuck (because dude, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN). If they do get shitty about it during one of my biannual appearances, fuck them for thinking I’m going to adjust how coffee is ordered to honor their corporate protocol.

Exactly. Like some prehistoric boneless fish that crawled* out of the Mariana, thought to be extinct for like at least 3 eras on the geological timescale.

Omg so soggy, so so soggy looking.

“Spoiler alert: wasn’t gas, was baby”

Without birth control I get two periods a year, tops. I know another woman IRL who’s also just as irregular. It happens!

Ikr I thought the video was lagging because so much of the audio was cut.

What’s weirder than Kanye West getting an honorary doctorate? Someone who embellishes his family honoring his recent achievement (by suggesting they said “REAL DOCTOR” instead of “doctor”).

Yeah I’ve a shitload of replies where people are using gender studies 101 discourse to break down what happened.

The worst part is he meant it SO FUCKING SINCERELY. It couldn’t have been shade because there was no catty dig- He was genuinely not aware.

It’s not strange and it’s cool to do cash tips.

Lol at my place, our break room is COMPLETELY AUDIBLE to the private rooms. It’s almost a game to see if we can get our co-workers to explode loudly enough for the tables to overhear.

As a Romney and a Republican, is she drinking red wine and Scotch?