This is victim blaming.

barn door baybeeeeeeeeee

Or much of a deterrent in obtaining a firearm.

There will never be anything between two manly men more manly than this:

In what universe is a RAV4 a car with a luxury car with a strong personality? It is literally none of the words he used.

GX460 all the way. I was in this exact same predicament. I lusted after a Bronco, but there was no way I was spending $38k for one that barely had things I wanted.

Maybe they could do something useful like keep the Yoopers out of the mitten and the rest of the lower 48.

76-84, isn’t that around the time after culturally we all shifted from hallucinogens to cocaine?
These all seem like “cocaine” bad design decisions, not “acid” ones.. But that window is solving a question we can’t even find.

I love parking my 157" hatch next to a F350 long bed that I’m pretty sure has to be very close to 270". Their natural nesting ground is the parking lot of the neighborhood HEB. And there’s nearly always a space left for me right next to them.

They don’t have to. They are forced to because every other car is a giant SUV.

As a smaller car driver, I never voluntarily park next to some suburban utility barge or pickup. I’ll gladly walk the extra distance to avoid them. But at least half the time, I park next to no one and come out of a store and an Escalade is parked crooked next to me so I’m barely able to open a door and then blind to…

They’re the only ones that fit. The person driving the Suburban has a door as long as a billiards table and so parks very close to the right edge of the space so as not to ding the car to their left. Meaning the only thing that can fit to the right is something small. I’ve seen this happen so many times sitting in…

there is something obviously outdated, obviously doomed about Hertz’s business model

I don’t think Maxtraxx can substitute for hipster awnings under Title 49 of the Idaho Statutes. Although there’s an exception if you have hipster overlanding Christmas lights. I myself have a Wrangler with the aforementioned rusted, dangerous and semi-useless farm implement jack* from circa 1945 (bought new in 2005) s…

But think of all those sweet, sweet clicks you wouldn't get by whistling up a new pickup. Instead you'll have all two dozen of us checking our digital devices for the next installment in your saga. Click, click!

Found the dealership owner. Selling cars isn’t essential. Fixing one? Yep, sure. But selling one doesn’t make you a hero. 

Ps. The dealership model is fucking garbage. Get bent you bootlicking shit for brains.

It’s good to have goals.

I’ve heard stories about Charles Barkley being a douche but in a friendly way because what you see of him on TV is pretty much how he really is. To draw that comparison between him and Tiger Woods yeah.........

I am disappointed in all of you. There is a history of bad decisions here and to reinforce that I submit the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio. Bonus is that there are probably almost none anywhere near there.