“As long as you’re not a ham-fisted moron,...”

I rate this car a Bishop Bullwinkel Special. 

whats up with people on this site and the obsession with doing things the most tedious and objectively worst way possible? manual tops can damage too lol. Same thing with roll up windows and powered mirrors (these people obviously live alone)

Because rain is a thing.

I still call BS on the whole “can’t make it through the first 10 minutes” claim, because the first 10 minutes include literally the loudest, most intense naval cannon battle I think I’ve ever seen on film. It’s tenser than PotC and just has fewer gags.

Master and Commander is the perfect DVD movie. If you’re a dad on a Sunday afternoon with a new surround sound system, this is basically heaven.

A year too late; the best pre-stardom Matt Damon was his supporting role as the medic in 1996's Courage Under Fire, still one of the better war movies of the last few decades - and really underseen in recent years.

I WOULD WATCH THAT.

In David Lynch’s version everyone is played by capuchins. He only works in monkey now.

Mercedes S Class maintenance is expensive. Buying a Mercedes S Class at what appears to be a buy here pay here lot in the picture is the absolute definition of a horrific financial decision.

From the article, it would seem that she WAS separated from the seat, hence the almost drowning:

Our local hospital did the car seat check and installation lesson before we took our kid home, so their lawyers must have found something more important to do.

You’re an angry elf.

Fuck yeah

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Is this one of the Hawaii rentals?

just because you can’t, doesnt mean you shouldn’t. right?

I know that they are states and not départements but what i meant is that the status of the départements of Martinique, La Réunion, Guadeloupe, Guyane and Mayotte which happen to be overseas (which is the equivalent of not being part of CONUS in the US) is similar to the status of the states of Hawaii and Alaska in…

Go to your room. You heard me.