*kneehilist

Amir Garrett’s that friend you’re happy you have but you kind of wish wasn’t your friend.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

“that pay their players on par with similarly skilled male counterparts”

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

Article written about the authors’ discovery that playing the card game Bridge is surprisingly fun and enjoyable.

Gosh, you are so brave sitting there typing that out. I am truly impressed and not at all laughing at yet another keyboard warrior who will do absolutely nothing they have just typed that they would.

Nancy is just pissed because it’s her job to demonize non white male Democratic Congresspeople

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

Rob Manfred doesn’t want to hear the likes of Mike Trout say it, but this is why you play the game. Sure, catching pop flies is fun, and taking a big secondary lead can be a little bit of a thrill. But the ever present danger of taking a tightly wound ball to the face after a bad hop is what makes baseball the most…

she already showed us what she was made of, both metaphorically and literally, by triumphantly proclaiming that ACTUALLY she is 1/1054th Native American, and so there’s no way Trump can call her Pocahontas anymore.

1. I never said he shouldn’t have been called out since he did violate the rule about not having his body hit the ground before he made contact with the catcher. Didn’t think it was worth mentioning that I agreed with the call.

considering his body was almost horizontal when he made contact with lucroy (who i thought would be on an episode of let’s remember some guys by now) I believe him when he says he was diving for the inside corner of the plate.

You should see the training you go through to become a medical writer. My documents used to be marked up with red all over every day, so it’s drilled into you to use hyphens, en dashes, em dashes, and commas in the right places over and over and over. It’s kind of like Stockholm syndrome.

4. Mrs. Dash

There should be a short dash and a long dash

hiring this guy as bullpen coach was a mistake

Please do tell me how this joke is Islamophobic.

“Look, New York is the Mecca of basketball.”

Just recognize you’ve made a mistake and take the L.  You’re certainly not the first “ally” to tell me to eat shit.