And people called my Hotel Rwanda baby shower tacky.

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

I didn’t realize San Andreas came out in 1999! Learn something new every day.

Innocent until pulling brakes again.

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

- Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirectTV.

Erdogan is a real ... turkey.

Evil eats its way from the inside out.

I enjoy these headlines. Can’t wait until someone hits a ball to the Oort Cloud. 

Take your star jackass.

Eighty-Six Happiness

Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

2 more reasons this worked out so well: the catcher got into great position to make the play and Oakland has enough foul territory to add a 9 hole golf course.

That adrenaline-fueled overthrow is as forgivable as it was hilarious. 

Remember that you had at least one person you associate with try to explain to you why Avenatti would TOTALLY work as a liberal answer to Trump within the last year

And while they are now totally right that he is a liberal Trump, it’s not in the way they hoped and ho-lee shit maybe we need to re-examine voting as an…

Super impressive just how much of a dumbfuck Avenatti is. His “schemes” mainly consist of wearing a big ass sign around his neck that reads “DOING CRIMES LOL”. 

Oooh, oooh, I know this one! It’s because the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead to the Chicago Cubs in the 2016 World Series!

jesus fuck how hard is it to type another m