I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Jezspin forever

Sincerest congratulations for not only knowing the difference between those two words, but using them righteously in the same sentence.

+2 pages stuck together

He's actually standing in this picture. 

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

Yeah, no. The ump made the call here because Sanchez’s acting made him think it was a foul ball. This is absolutely how it is supposed to work. Sanchez is an idiot for thinking he’d get any calls the rest of that at bat after that bullshit.

things would have gone differently if he just had thought a little harder about his glove placement.

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

Weird that it took a meltdown of a generational talent for the Nats to finally win a fucking playoff series.

Can’t wait to see Aaron Rogers back under center. So much talent, shame to see him have to sit out this impossible whopper commercial 

The list also lacked “guy”, which is my absolute least favorite. I’m not your guy, Guy.

The question is missing “chief”, but I usually just say “sir” (or “ser” if you have no pages).

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.