We need forceful, damaging epithets for all these shitty guys

A common example is that you lay a book (object) on the table.

Juice Box Hero!

+1 screeching halt

+1 UFO

+1 m

+1 friend request

Whose mom shows up near the bottom at 1:30?

Once you see it ... 

+100 spin rate

but even responding to this garbage

Um ... but what’s with all the fucking 3s? Enough already.

What a couple of annoying little pissants ...

Whew, it looks like this beef is dead. From ashes to ashes, cyber dust to cyber dust.

Nah.

This dog’s got a motor.

+1 drawerbait

It’s just not this car. At all.

Does Notre Dame have to vacate all wins or just the fake dead wins?

Did anybody else witness the dildo that was tossed onto the parking lot amidst the action?