Another would be illiteracy.

Too bad you're feeling so vlasic.

I'll make the obvious joke: The Jaguars? I thought the category was "Pro Sports Teams."

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The pig smelled the weed, which might allow him to search the car without consent.

Jesus. Don't forget their love of Jesus.

Hey, you can also go fuck yourself for bringing the IDF into this, fuckface.

Go eat a big bag of dicks.

Not Applicable for weed. But nice try, Mr. Nice Guy.

Not in America!!!11

"cardinal" fan? I doubt you also went to Stanford. Maybe you're a Cardinals fan (baseball team from St. Louis). So classy!

Yeah, what an idiot!! The Jaguars were so smart to pick Bryan Anger in the 3rd Round in 2012 (Pick #70). That Russell Wilson dude, picked one whole spot later (#71), hasn't done SHIT! Those SeaEagles (or whatever their name is, haven't really heard about 'em very much recently, those fuckin' idiots) are fuckin'…

It sounds like you've been married for about four years too long. May Jehovah/Buddha /Jah have mercy on your soul.

I wonder what they're saying over on jezebel right now...

That and maybe don't hit anyone.

+3B

Offerman was mad at Nathans for Hot-Doggin' it during a prior at-bat.

Five thousand or so years of human civilization...

So poor, they can't even afford giraffes!!111