Don't worry, they were both just getting crab legs.

Or anywhere in ohio, but well said!

That's definitely part of Plan A.

#allin or nothing

Her?

I'm just glad the hotter one won.

But that was JoeK's JoKe.

Que bacano!

... Dog.

cool story

Don't forget women. Beating women until they are unconscious is cool; even better if it's a wife/fiance/gf (domestic rice). Excuse me while this hash cookie kicks in.

Bless your heart.

It was probably Rob Ford's krokodil.

Some things that might keep the better players away:

Why you gotta be all racialist?

Very tl;dr, came here to say:

Mamada!

What's with the terrible accent? French?

But the 2-finger salute is so fun to do; everyone thinks you're telling them the opposite of your true message. Also, great in traffic!

(It seems like you have The Internets.) Use The Internets to do a little reading in advance and save everyone the frustration of needing to explain what a "pass" entails and why one goes backwards sometimes.