Schadenfreude is causing another enormous boner right now.

Good for her, but her husband is a punter.

lol

#notallmichigan #justdetroitproper #michiganisbetterthanyourstate #fuckohio

I haven't seen many lady NBA players.

Only one "approved" comment?

Indeed. Picture a stack of 100 bills (mmm...). If each bill is a Benji, $10k.

Stupid Kids! Get off my lawn!

+1 redundancy

Too soon? Not soon enough!

I am upset.

He must be new at eating.

Why don't you just go ahead and tell us...

After an hour, it becomes the Diarrhiana Grande.

Who isn't?

"I thought it was shrimp, not crawfish."

At least Aaron Hernandez hid the murder weapon.

Ah, this clarifies the lady at Costco today who said "I hate Hamas" right next to the dip coolers.

Well, at least he knows they aren't stretch marks.