I almost did a spit take but I don't want to come off like a prude.

That's like saying a drink at the airport on Sunday night before a Monday meeting in another city is the same as drinking before work.

I don't think anyone in the history of sports has made more out of one championship than Ditka. If you look at the other great teams and coaches of that era: Walsh and the Niners, Parcells and Giants, Gibbs and Washington - heck even Reeves and the Broncos, they made it to multiple Super Bowls with their teams and…

What about the shape that her face is in?

He's a Jags fan, it's never too early to be drunk, especially if he lives in Jacksonville.

and i spelled conner wrong 2

I know Gawker Media standard operating procedure is to be critical of anything related to Fox regardless of whether it's justified, but I think ad portrays the wife as the sympathetic one while casting the husband in a pretty negative light.

"What about a you know, typically, uh, I don't know, more female friendly sport, like soccer? No?"

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

"slow cooked burger"

Bayern Munich responded by immediately signing Hulk.

Dont let Bono hear about that one

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

I don't write for Gawker anymore. But you're a good person. Go forth and tell everyone what a good person you are.

Oh wait, you already have.

I heard something ugly happened on a dirt surface last night. How can Harper even think of playing today.

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

Not really, most of the drivers are white.

Says the guy from Tampa Bay....