tl;dr version: #8-12: All Terrible Ideas

Ugh, people are the absolute worst!

So, should we just make up new words? (US Americans also speak/use English as a language, you see.)

I think they worship that Warren Jeffs dude.

Hannoverscher Sportverein von 1896 (a.k.a. Hannover 96) would like to have a word with you.

D E R E L I C T E

It would be impossible for anyone to fully embrace all of her curves.

South Detroit doesn't exist, so...

But he's right.

I LOL'd the first time this joke was made at 11:08 a.m.

If you don't like flopping, I hope you loathe the NBA.

I think it was "Jorge Ramos." I started laughing when he started making up new rules to defend the Mexicants.

DAT ASS, DOE!

I've been using this one a lot lately, but here it goes again: Go Fuck Yourself.

TL;DR Here's why we (straight men) respect women's tennis: Skimpy outfits and Dat Ass. Occasionally, the grunts can be a little hot, too; but not the Pterodactyl shrieks. Carry on.

+1 (Monte) Cristo.

Yeah, no.

This is at least his third time in the last 3.5 years.

Yes, and much, much longer.

How high is your soapbox?