whoosh

Because it's not, asshole.

I'm sure this was all part of god's plan... Go god, go!

Go fuck yourself.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm sure you're the poster boy/girl for assholes.

wut?

Not a "tie," but a "draw."

Not a "tie," but a "draw."

So you're Mexican?

Competitive *match.

Just for the World Baseball Classic? Me no thinks so. The World Cup is much more important.

Idiot Rays fan? Isn't that kind of being a little redundant, sort of?

Someone didn't like the camera.

Go Fuck Yo'self

That sand-baggin' sonuvabitch. Brilliant.

YOU'RE wrong.

It's almost as if you're taking credit for the work someone else. Almost.

Go fuck yourself.

Haven't we all?

Better technique, bruh! If you get lower when you "jump," gravity will affect you less.