Nah, it can’t be a Deadspin article:

Minnetonka is notoriously Money-tonka.

You have to spend money to make money.

You’ve been Spanfellered!

Looks like Torch is getting dangerously close to discovering he’s actually an AI experiment jointly funded by DARPA and G/O Media.

What have you done? I’m freighted at how much I don’t hate this...

Step 1: Peugeot 508.

Just take the Durango, put a 300 front clip on it and BOOM! Chrysler is saved.

Like this one?

Sticking to sports. Thanks for everything. and thanks George Carlin.

This reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. The day something great and important and loved just left us out of nowhere. It’s stupid and I don’t like it and I will genuinely miss this website.

Sadly, it sounds like Deadspin joined the list today when most of the staff walked out. The writers who remained are still good folks, but I don’t see how it can continue as usual with heavy-handed executive interference like this.

So you all removed the comments on Deadspin articles now?
Seriously fuck off.

So you all removed the comments on Deadspin articles now?
Seriously fuck off.

FCA’s merger attempts:

Send Jim the sugar-free kind.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

If I was as bad at my job as Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment are at running previously successful media outlets, I’d be swiftly fired and might even face criminal charges. Maybe I should think about becoming a rich, unctuous failson, as they seem to be able to avoid consequences for all their bumbling cons.

Who changed the timestamp on this story so that it appeared above the three good sport dogs post?