Brick separators are a thing??? I just remember beating the crap out of my nails and fingertips as a kid.

How long did it take the cat to knock it off the counter?

They should have released a Lego iceberg and sold them as a set.  

If the online form doesn’t work, spray painting a penis around it will.

If you are afraid to be seen for what you do then you know its wrong.

It's a town of less than 300 in Minnesota, they already know who's going and their whole life story.

Yup. Star Wars originally worked because there was passion. George Lucas took a bunch of things he loved, like serial dramas, Flash Gordon, Dune, hot rods, and driving around with his dog, and blended it all together into the original Star Wars.

Why did Solo fail?

Governor Kemp went on to say that no one should worry because he, his family and important donors will be just fine and that his family and close political associates will get the finest medical care that the Georgia taxpayer can buy if there’s even a hint of infection.

If you can’t breathe while wearing a mask, you definitely shouldn’t go outside at all because you are high risk of dying from a variety of respiratory conditions.

Or perhaps be required to keep it on during their entire trip, rather than putting it on to walk through the door, then taking it off and walking around the store with the most punchable, shit-eating grin you can imagine.

Improved data handling is probably smart. So if this is really about improved data handling and not politics, simply have the CDC run the contract — removes the perception of impropriety and still delivers the desired data approach.

I guess that’s one way to get those infection and death numbers down. Hide them! The US will be COVID-free within a month!

He's a fast hombre, that Manuel

I like how they turned off their comments on this because they know the racist cesspool that is their customer base.

I would love to know a better term.

I’m not against these terms changing but it’s primarily large companies making meaningless changes to show “they get it” because making changes that would actually stop racism would be suicide for a lot of these companies. They’re greedy cowards.

Cops cancelled? Eh, whatcha gonna do?

You know, I liked the world a little bit more before I knew that there was a Jingle All the Way 2.

It keeps getting bigger and bigger.