it’s like these assholes don’t even know what they purchased. Rich idiots.

That’s when you refer him as a “Disco Zombie” loudly and with alarming frequency. “Oh, what kind of candy did you get, DISCO ZOMBIE FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES?”

For what it’s worth, the phone number for Great Hill Partners works:

If our worst fears come to fruition and deadspin gets shut down, the one silver lining will be that the last post that actually stuck to sports was one about the Browns being all Brownsy.

Know that we stand behind you during these ruff times.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

I think a sort of side whisper “we’re hoping for puppies, we did it doggie style” would be a fun response.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Especially with Drew?

This shit, this shit right here that y’all put on the homepage, is destructively hilarious!!!

So what’s your take on state rights? 

i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

In light of recent editorial directives for this site, the following comment will only be sports related:

Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

All I know is my gut says maybe

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.