The fact that this exact scenario hasn’t happened yet is what convinced me there was some sort of league-wide collusion against him. Like, nobody wants to take the heat from MAGA dipshits for making him their starter? Ok, fine, the NFL is full of paper tigers, that’s not surprising. But the fact that nobody’s even will…

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

Writing: balancing what you want to write with realities of what it takes to publish it.

I feel like your Subaru should come with space in the seat back for a flat brim. Like cop cars have cut outs for handcuffed arms

Thursday Night Football is ruining the sport. 

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

can your two sons score hockey goals? maybe I can build a team

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

The “You May Also Like” feature got me to read a ton of posts I might not have seen otherwise on different sites. I have literally zero interest in watching a several months old video about Trump cheating at golf.

Also, imagine shutting down a politics site during the lead up to a presidential election and thinking…

Wait until the folks at Splinter get a load of th... Oh.

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

“Chinese people buy shoes too.”

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

That’s the most common argument against minivans I hear though.. “I don’t want to be seen in a minivan” was what a good friend of mine just said before she went out and bought a durango. She doesn’t tow anything, has 5 kids, and paid more for the durango than she would have paid for a toyota sienna that gets better…

It’s called paying it forward.