Milwaukee Fucks is going to get all the glory, but

But what if they did?....

Complicated is short-hand for money on one side and morals on the other.

This is his clinical narcissism coming through. Someone asks a question about the NBA and his puddle of a brain goes NBA>Kerr and Pop>they don’t like me>discuss how Kerr and Pop are terrible and hate America because they once criticized me.

I like how little thought seems to go into this. He just does it for some reason. Also he has no idea where Serbia is. 

Agreed. And Jamil’s character is the sort of blithe, name-dropping dilettante that Mr. Burneko so expertly parodied.

For the record, you really should watch The Good Place. It’s pretty amazing television.

Let’s just stop inviting anyone to perform the halftime show and just re-air Prince’s set every year. WHO SAYS NO?

“Admits” is an odd choice for the headline.

You’d think the UAW would be trying to somehow unionize the Mexican and overseas plants, which would then raise their operating costs and make it slightly less attractive financially to manufacture things outside the US. Plus it would give the UAW more members under their overall umbrella.

Convertibles cater to a demographic that prioritizes fun, or at least the illusion of fun.

Since it wasn’t the Vikings you thought it was okay to have hope.

Seriously, gawd, can we face someone other than the Yankees in the playoffs? Houston, Boston, Texas, anyone?

shit, if my commute was 4 miles, I’d consider an E-bike.

The ‘Skins didn’t force him to come in early because they are dicks, it was just that they had such good news to share with him that they couldn’t stand it any longer and just had to tell him.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Everything is solid except the offensive line. But without a average to decent offensive line, the rest of the very good offensive players are negated.

Oh man, Mitt Romney’s brow is gonna be SO FURROWED when he sees this.

Trump’s main strategy (such as it is) to fight the coming battle: don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal.

If someone just up and asked him “What would you be willing to give to a country in exchange for them opening an investigation into your political rivals to help your 2020 political fortunes?” the only answer I know for a fact he wouldn’t give is “Nothing, because that would be unethical in any event and especially…