It was a great performance, but just grabbing Inslee’s plan the day of the CNN special is one of the most jaw-droppingly lazy things I’ve ever seen, considering this is the number one existential dilemma faacing us. I mean, did her campaign do zero work on a climate change plan?

I am a Warren fan but I dont really care for Bernie. Love his policies but the “old man shouting at cloud” persona really frustrates me. He seems like the type of guy thats gonna shout at you even when you are in agreement. 

Sure!

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

Disagree. People will actually mean it when they say, “Yes, I’d love to see your wedding photos.”

“All we need is a defense, and an offense, and some rule changes.”

But it just takes the right quarterback and coach and leadership.

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

It’s like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, except Santa just keeps insisting on canceling Christmas while everyone else tears their hair out.

His name is Brandon though

It was a long time ago, but the Charger used to have a kicker name Rolf Benirchke. He had ulcerative colitis. At some point he was down to like 120 and some pounds. And if I am remembering correctly, the Charger would have him run off the field after he kick off. Obviously it is not ideal to remove a player from…

The worst thing about youth sports is adults. 

Since you’re English, I’ll just assume you’ve never been to Scottsdale, Arizona.

Maybe you have no problem with threading your junk out through one tiny elastic flap and another narrow opening with metal teeth on either side, but I sure do.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

F1 is my mortal enemy when working in Excel. I think I safely hit f2 to enter into the cell but the damn finger accidentally depressed f1 and now I have to wait while the useless Excel help pop-up window (also a completely useless item) appears and loads.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Why would anyone visit a city where homosexuality is illegal and the punishment could mean the death penalty? Or where you could be jailed for reporting a rape? Or where kissing in public might lead to deportation? Or where it is illegal to share a hotel room with the opposite sex? I could keep going.

Why would anyone visit a city where homosexuality is illegal and the punishment could mean the death penalty? Or…