Exactly. Not to mention Asian, Arab, Somali, etc. immigrants (not necessarily a huge population, but still); a reliably conservative voter base, due to small business sense, religious beliefs, honour culture, etc. who just can’t find themselves voting for the Republicans because of all the fucking racism. Because of…

Fine, buy a beige-grey generic crossover.

Look, the Bears are coming off a good year and are poised to take the NFC North by force. The only way to throw them off their game for the entire season is to trade for this dude and have him nail a 43-yrd. field goal in Week 4 against the Bears in Chicago.

Yeah, do we have to keep talking about the horribly designed plane that killed hundreds of people and is causing issues with a major part of the world’s economy because the manufacturer cut corners and the government let them police themselves? How is that newsworthy?

I’m sorry to inform you, Richard, that for questioning the league and their mental health policies, you are suspended for two games.

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

He looks like if the Mucinex mucus cartoon turned into a human and lived 60 years and then that human became a wax statue and that wax statue was reanimated by the soul of a recently executed serial killer.

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

If you’re planning on keeping it in one place, that would be fine. You can more or less disregard the rest of this post. Be aware that having a sofa that’s unsecured will move in transit and can cause damage.

Baby’s first mass shooting.

Harsh, but fair.

As usual, it’s not Trump that’s the most offensive to me, it’s the people around him. We know Trump is a narcissistic sociopath. We’ve known that for decades. Of course he’s smiling in this environment: he wasn’t shot and there are cameras pointed at him, so obviously he’s happy.

To be fair, that’s the standard Minnesota greeting for anyone who is not a blood relative or life-long friend.

My favorite insults of this non-expletive variety are the sort a grandfather might use to refer affectionately to his grandson, like “sport”, “pal” or “champ”. Call someone an asshole and odds are they let it go, but there is something infuriating and delightful about the condescension of being told, “Alright, ease up…

I want it to get to the point where Lions fans feel sorry for them

That’s wildly changed since I was in Lexington then. No one gave a damn about the Bengals when I was there. And after Couch went #1 overall to the Browns? Lexington was very much a Browns town for several years.

Its actually a principality

You’re not required to say everything you think.