“Why Does Everyone Refuse to Wear Sunscreen?”

Guy from CO here, and I can confirm that I do not, nor do any of the guys I know regularly wear sunscreen. This is something I’m trying to be better about, as I now have a son that I want to make sure I take care of on this front, but it just doesn’t come to mind enough (yet). The reason is a lifetime of ingrained…

When I looked at this I asked for proof that “Sent from my moblie device” was really spelled like that, and it actually was.

you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

Subject: I am a straight white man that has a penis, loves sports, hates crybabies, hates socialists and terrorists, doesn’t want open borders, thinks men and women should have separate bathrooms, hates colin kapernick, makes over $400k/year, loves guns, supports our police and military, stands for the national…

“I love red meat, the Dallas Cowboys, flying on airplanes, playing golf, have cats and dogs, and I drive a truck.”

I come here for sports and this big whiny article is the final straw. I tried to contact your new ownership to let them know but I couldn’t find anything.

Is it just me, or are these less funny since I can picture the President of the United States Tweeting most of them?

Why would you take a speed bump over 25mph?

Car reporting site: reports cars

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

This is true. As a Packer fan I willingly sabotage my Fantasy Football chances by refusing to draft Bears or Vikings players.  But Lions players, sure why not.

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

That’s what defensive driving is all about: you assume that every driver on the road is an idiot who will ignore all traffic rules because statistically, some of them will be.

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

absolutely. i once saw a guy drop his pants and take a shit, in broad daylight, on a very busy street in San Francisco’s financial district. Nobody seemed to think this was weird. Except for me. I, unfortunately, made eye contact with the shitter, and i’ve been scarred ever since.

Also, Morgan the time traveler:

Jexsonville Jeguars

His new favorite player is Nate Fortles.