India is out of options. When you’re literally choking grandmas to death on diesel fumes, that has a way of chainsawing through red tape. It’ll be interesting, though, to see how rapidly it decarbonizes, and just who gets angry about it.

The Dayton Triangles sounds like a football team on Sesame Street

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

Defacing the flag, to honor America and troop’s

Better yet, have them verify rumors on websites like Snopes or Politifact, which take extensive dives into verifying rumors and conspiracy theories.

A simple “fuck you, I got mine” would have sufficed.

Ensure that “college students can pursue their studies without incurring the crushing burden of debt.”

Another great place to find souvenirs - the grocery store!

None of these plans address the sources of cost - ever increasing tuition.  Unless we control the costs of tuition we will right back in this mess in 20 years.  I like the idea of encouraging low cost vocational school.  Saying “make college free” is just silly, what the heck does that mean?  

Millennials (an age group currently mid-20s to late 30s) heard it growing up, too. Like others have said, a lot of the times they try and force you to touch the items or put them on you against your will.

Student loan problem in a nutshell.
NONE of them talk about making colleges cut their costs.
If we just blindly pay the loans or tuition colleges will just keep spending even more money. There is no incentive for them to cut back or control spending.
Their cost growth has been unconscionable.

“And that’s why you always leave a note.”

I can’t wait to show this to my 9 year old daughter.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Florida child.

As a Twins fan, I know I’m excited to lose to Yankees in the playoffs once again.

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

“We hail victory”?! That is literally ‘Sieg Heil’. Just sayin’

We’ll I’ll just take my $60K+ elsewhere! Just kidding, I’m poor.

Worth noting that even “Do you want to keep it simple or are you willing to put in a little more work for a higher return?” is overselling the value of travel rewards.