“Nobody believed in us, again, again.”   

Why have people reporters at all? Have a dog in a news hat with sub captions or some sort of sports news robot. 

Half of the mlb are FUCKING PUSSIES

Interesting perspective. To me, I think the Model S is the really significant model historically, because it was the first electric car that was more or less a “normal car”, but fully electric. I agree it serves the relatively small slice of the market that otherwise is buying cars squarely in the luxury market…

‘mustache’

The Manual is likely online now - saves paper.

Yeah but what happens if you drop a toolbox on those aluminum switches?

All they need is for someone to complain that it’s not AWD, so they can lecture them on how snow tires are better.

Someone let the new guy from K&N Filter describe the Z51 package:

I’m assuming this is the most comically tragic injury status on Pro Football Reference:

and if you ride on a roller coaster, please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the car at all times.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

That asterisk looks expensive

Yep, and everyone knows that cocks have their engines in the front the way God intended. 

List is fine, but this video is #1:

Are you people blind??

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

It’s gotta be near the top if she says no

I think getting hit by a stray javelin would be pretty exciting. Maybe not in a good way, but you’d definitely take notice.

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.