As long as you know how to differentiate them from life-ending poison mushrooms.

Because men being afraid to hire hookers to piss on them is one of the main things stopping America from being great again.

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

10/10 Would hit it while listening to Ace of Base.

I’m ready for Sebastian Stan as Jeff Gillooly to give me confusing sexual urges.

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Geraldo Rivera.

My Oprah gifs folder comes in handy because

Yup. It’s so vital to have good shoes. I’ve been wearing comfortable ballet flats for eternity here. Back when, everyone was like “why you always in ballet flats” and now at 40, everyone is like “how do your feet look so nice?” and I point at my ballet flats. I like Aerosoles. They’re affordable and durable (i’m hard…

Sensible shoes are one of the perks of the job.

when my mom went in to a senior center. and I paid to have an LPN cut her toenails/look after foot care, the nurse told me my mother’s feet were fabulous and that my mom clearly had worn “sensible shoes” over the years (she had). And then I couldn’t help myself and started looking at the feet of the other elderly…

Definitely. Ouch.

Can I just be really superficial and say I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is about him, but I just find Brad Pitt very unattractive. I was never crazy about him when he was younger, but I could see why others might be. And it’s not like he looks really old now either, he’s aged pretty well and heck many men…

For god’s sake, seal those records for the sake of the children! But if you don’t, I’ll be back to read ‘em. Nomnomnom.

to shave or not to shave who cares, shoes looks painful

Do whatever the damned hell you like with your own leg hair, but dear god I feel for her poor foot bones.

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Every time I here about that movie I wonder if it’s this one or the James Spader car accident porn one. It’s never the James Spader.