why do racist ass white women keep ruining their hair in the same way

Genetic anomalies exist in all species. Some individuals have near superhuman hardy genes (hence why they can live 100+ whilst drinking, smoking etc). For the 99% of the rest of the population alcohol causes significant cellular damage and puts incredible stress on the liver to filter the alcohol out.. once the liver…

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

I bet he died laughing his ass off.

A joke I once heard from a Mormon:

:( Poor Lady Gaga the cat.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

A dinner party that includes Jon Hamm, Jack Nicholson and Kathy Griffin sounds like the 3rd circle of hell.

As a mother of a child on the spectrum, can you please dismiss any comments mocking Trump for having an autistic child? I hate Trump with a fiery passion, but that shit is off limits.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

nah

I agree. I thought we were better than this. I thought this was going to be a Clinton landslide. Because what does that say about us as nation that we would vote for a racist, homophobic, sexist, bigoted man like Trump?

I am just going to keep saying this everywhere, because I have zero other words but I feel this knot in my stomach:

we all will need weed

I’m too nauseated by the presidential results so far to be unreservedly happy for her, but I’m happy for her.