Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

Though the White House is most certainly not a dump, a giant piece of shit did get thrown into the Oval Office recently.

He does among people who grew up listening to him, i.e. people who grew up in the 80's and early 90's.

“The feature also includes the original five supermodels from his “Freedom! ’90” video — Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Tatjana Patitz, and Linda Evangelista “

My theory - to keep Daddy in a semi-turgid state so he can show everyone in the room who’s the boss.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

I had to read that headline multiple times to comprehend it. I don’t even want to say where my mind was heading.

Murderer Fingered By Parrot

I can’t lie, I think TS is VERY catchy, music-wise. She is a staple of my jogging setlist. I understand why her music is successful, she is very pretty, she has a great voice, blah blah blah blah all that is fine, whatever.

The TS hate is because she is opportunistic and ultimately incredibly selfish & petty, and yet a great many people cannot (or will not, I honestly can’t tell) see her for who she truly is. The fact that she is 28 does not excuse that.

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Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Soooo, nothing to see here?

Someone once tried to tell me Lana del Ray was the 21st century Stevie Nicks. At that moment, I decided to never speak to her again.

Seriously. I thought he was like 50-something years old.

In Country years.

Biggest surprise of that story — Blake Shelton is only 41?????

After hours in the sun, the water absorbs the healing vibrations of the flower. The water is then mixed with organic brandy and bottled.

Snake oil never went away, it just incorporated.