“Martha deals in the realm of pleasure and life lived well.”
“Martha deals in the realm of pleasure and life lived well.”
Jeez, was that ever irritating when they all kept acting surprised that she admitted to engaging in sexual activities, like sexting, going to a nude beach, etc.
How can you look that sad when you have soft serve in your hand?!? With sprinkles?!?
The term ‘pap shots’ will never not make me think of gynecological photos.
I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…
Nah, from his history he’s a total sociopath and misogynist. No problems with guilt. But BIG problem with not being deferred to as the smartest genius in the room who is always right on account of being a genius. He has tied his little wagon back to political power to Trump, so he can’t allow the truth about Trump…
Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you
Newty seems triggered. Maybe by guilty conscience, eh?
It’s so bizarre, but a friend of mine posted about this, and some dude comes in with all of this conservative stuff about how she’s being sued for fraud for her vacations on the taxpayer’s dollar. Except I can find zero evidence. So, i ask him for evidence that’s not a long-abstracted conservative propaganda web site.
“The key is that I’m the king and every queen should support the king.”= Automatic grounds for divorce.
I was away at school and I didn’t have all my stuff yet and I stole another girl’s soap to shower (I mean, I put it back, but noticeably diminished). She called me out on it and I panicked and lied and EVERYONE SMELLED ME to confirm it was really her soap, which of course it was.
Remember how many of us were like, “I hope Obama doesn’t get assassinated during his inaugeration.” Well, I wish I could say I am not thinking the same about Clinton.
The Apprentice was a garbage show.
Never going to happen. These paunchy rednecks aren’t revolutionaries. They’re old, middle-aged white guys who watch too much TV. These fucking guys are going to take on the U.S. military?? Fuck.
Last week, his campaign foundering, a sputtering Donald Trump warned his supporters that the election was rigged in…
If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.
She earned my eternal admiration for elbowing that guy who assaulted her. Also, my eyes are hooded, too, so we have that in common. #ImWithHer
This particular story completely splits my listeners. Some of my friends are horrified; my brother became furious at ME (in a protective sort of way) when I told him it; but still others don’t see it as a big deal, or at least, do not find it the least alarming. In a few cases, people are quick to defend the non-scary…
More of a creepy maybe home invasion tale but: